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You’re famous chive man


Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

by throwitoutwhendone2

30 Comments

  3. SlickSlin

    They have better fucking payed the man

    Edit: PAiiiiiiD

  4. wrestlegirl

    I should be hustling out to door for my kid’s PT but I’m temporarily gobsmacked.

    This is fucking wild.

  8. something_exe

    Just saw this too. F1exican should be getting paid for this smh my head

  10. mangongo

    9/10 marketing, all they’re missing is the planes on the label.

  11. miscnic

    These better be new chives and not repost chives, but send in the planes they should have known better since they follow. Also, still won’t make me buy your ovaltine.

  12. Ok_Entrepreneur_4059

    Pretty sure I just bit into a goddamn tower!

  14. erino3120

    ![gif](giphy|ae6m4ljnl69urJ539F|downsized)

  15. pottedPlant_64

    Wow, do they know about chivegate? 🤔

  16. Backeastvan

    Chives Days: The Movie is going to be great

  19. mulletpullet

    OK, which one of you bastards work for kraft?

  21. AWanderingAfar

    This whole saga has been so fucking wild

  23. Xalibu2

    Have we considered the possibility that all this hype is generated by Big Chive? All a ruse to get us simple folk to buy chives and chop them? 

    We are all sheep being herded by the true chive lords. 

  24. miniestation

    THE CHIVES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT

  25. XM62X

    I was served this ad directly under this post lol

  26. FixedFront

    If they ain’t paying him i say we riot

  28. BreweryRabbit

    There is something about knowing that someone from Philadelphia Cream Cheese lurks in KitchenConfidential that just tickles me

  30. DirtRight9309

    Plot twist: u/F1exican works for Kraft. He’s been chopping chives for the cream cheese all along.